Modern Family - S02E01 - The Old Wagon(Aired: 10 Sep. 2012) The Dunphys get nostalgic when Phil has to get rid of their station wagon. Cameron begs Jay to intervene when Mitchell wants to build Lily a castle, and Manny invites a girl over to study.
Modern Family - S02E02 - The Kiss(Aired: 17 Sep. 2012) Cameron is upset with Mitchell's lack of public affection, Gloria gets back at Jay for disrespecting her Colombian traditions, and Claire goes overboard as Alex tries to get her first kiss.
Modern Family - S02E03 - Earthquake(Aired: 24 Sep. 2012) When an earthquake hits the area, Claire gets locked in the bathroom with a plumber, Cameron and Mitchell use it as an excuse to get out of brunch with an obnoxious friend, and Manny reevaluates the meaning of life while on a trip with Jay.
Modern Family - S02E04 - Strangers on a Treadmill(Aired: 1 Oct. 2012) Mitchell and Claire agree to break some embarrassing news to each other's significant others, Jay makes a fool of himself at what he thinks is a quinceanera, and Haley helps Alex try to make a popular friend.
Modern Family - S02E05 - Unplugged(Aired: 8 Oct. 2012) Phil, Claire, and the kids try to improve their communication skills by giving up their electronic devices. Gloria is getting obsessed over a neighbor's barking dog, and Mitchell and Cameron try to find a preschool for Lily.
Modern Family - S02E06 - Halloween(Aired: 29 Oct. 2012) Claire needs the family's help to run Halloween smoothly at their house. Jay and Manny have fun at Gloria's expense, and the holiday brings back painful memories for Cameron.
Modern Family - S02E07 - Chirp(Aired: 15 Oct. 2012) While Claire and Haley get sick at the same time, Phil wages battle against a chirping smoke detector. Manny accidentally gets one of Jay's employees fired, and Cameron wants to put Lily in a TV commercial.
Modern Family - S02E08 - Manny Get Your Gun(Aired: 22 Oct. 2012) A birthday dinner for Manny at a family restaurant turns into a race for Phil and Claire and a chance for Cameron to socialize at a shopping mall while looking for a gift.
Modern Family - S02E09 - Mother Tucker(Aired: 5 Nov. 2012) Jay and Manny's online diagnosis of Jay's illness makes matters worse. A visit from Cameron's mother sends Mitchell into a frenzy. Phil is more upset about Haley's breakup with Dylan than she is.
Modern Family - S02E10 - Dance Dance Revelation(Aired: 12 Nov. 2012) Claire is threatened when Gloria becomes her co-chair for a school dance, Jay bullies Phil into taking a stand during a trip to the mall, and Mitchell and Cameron discover that their daughter is a biter.
Modern Family - S02E11 - Slow Down Your Neighbors(Aired: 19 Nov. 2012) Claire tries to stop a woman from speeding in the neighborhood, which creates a business conflict for Phil. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron befriend a strange new neighbor, and Gloria and Manny learn how to ride a bicycle.
Modern Family - S02E12 - Our Children, Ourselves(Aired: 26 Nov. 2012) Phil and Claire question their intelligence after a comment by Alex, Mitchell suspects that he fathered a child 8 years ago, and Gloria tells an embarrassing lie about Jay to cover up his rudeness to another couple.
Modern Family - S02E13 - Caught in the Act(Aired: 3 Dec. 2012) Phil and Claire's kids walk in on them having sex while delivering their anniversary present, Gloria tries to keep Claire from seeing an angry e-mail, and Mitchell and Cameron contemplate how to cover up a juice stain on a rug.
Modern Family - S02E14 - Bixby's Back(Aired: 10 Dec. 2012) Phil and Clair try to revisit an old Valentine's Day act, Jay tries to surprise Gloria with a romantic dinner, Mitchell and Cameron disagree over Mitchell's assistant's crush, and Manny gives Haley relationship advice.
Modern Family - S02E15 - Princess Party(Aired: 17 Dec. 2012) Dede hooks up with Claire's high school boyfriend the night before Lily's birthday party. Meanwhile, Mitchell won't let Cameron play Fizbo the Clown at the party, while Gloria self-medicates to cope with Dede.
Modern Family - S02E16 - Regrets Only(Aired: 24 Dec. 2012) Gloria helps Phil figure out why Claire is mad at him, Mitchell forgets to send out invitations to Cameron's fund raiser, and Alex tries to prove that Haley is lying when she says she has a job as a waitress.
Modern Family - S02E17 - Two Monkeys and a Panda(Aired: 7 Jan. 2013) Phil spends the day at the spa while Claire tries to replace Haley's favorite sweater, Cameron discovers Mitchell's dirty secret about Lily's adoption, and Jay and Gloria argue over their final resting place.
Modern Family - S02E18 - Boys' Night(Aired: 14 Jan. 2013) Phil and Claire have some trepidation when they find out that Luke has befriended their crotchety old neighbor, Mr. Kleezak; Jay's attempt to avoid sitting through a symphony concert with Gloria and Manny lands him in the middle of Mitchell and Cameron's "boys' night out"; and Haley has her own adventures in babysitting with Lily.
Modern Family - S02E19 - The Musical Man(Aired: 21 Jan. 2013) Phil's new real estate ad creates embarrassment for Claire and Haley, Cameron goes over the top while directing a school musical, and Jay's brother comes to town with some surprising news.
Modern Family - S02E20 - Someone to Watch Over Lily(Aired: 28 Jan. 2013) Mitchell and Cameron try to determine Lily's guardian in case something happens to them, Claire is scared that Luke will turn out like Phil, and Haley bonds with Alex after she is forced to take Alex to cello practice.